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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

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teddylupinofficial:

makeup is a fucking art and if you shit on girls who wear makeup i will shit on everything you hold dear

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fantawesomagical-girl:

Arin Hanson, everyone.

fantawesomagical-girl:

Arin Hanson, everyone.

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human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

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cherry-blazerr:

DEAFHEAT’S MINI GIVEAWAY

btw this is to celebrate me hitting 1,500 followers! - i love you all !!!!!

Rules:

must be following me: deafheat (i will check)

reblogs only (likes won’t count)

you can reblog as many times as you like (don’t annoy your followers)

must be willing to give me your shipping address + have ask box open!

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i will pick the winner with a random generator thing 

i will ship anywhere!

if you have any questions then ask

ENDS Saturday 30TH AUGUST

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THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

  • Alexa Chung - IT
  • Pretty in Pink
  • The Vaccines - Melody Calling EP 
  • Peace - Follow Baby & Step A Lil Closer
  • Jake Bugg, MGMT - Oracular Spectacular & Time to Pretend
  • 4 swim deep badges
  • 2 picks
  • Seashell bracelet
  • Handmade trinket box
  • Ashton Ukulele 

 happy reblogging! good luck to everyone!  

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sonderdog:

thought this was a useful infographic

sonderdog:

thought this was a useful infographic

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imagine-pt3:

Wolf Alice by Emma Swann

imagine-pt3:

Wolf Alice by Emma Swann

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triplej:

HODOR! Game Of Thrones’ Kristian Narin carries Lewi McKirdy to his own DJ set for the Friday Mix.

Hear it here.

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r0slyakova:

Vlada Roslyakova | ALEXANDER MCQUEEN FW 2008 (PFW)

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